(Humble request: To be taken with a pinch of salt)
Ok, I’ve been tagged by Deeps, Hitchy and Masood, been dropped hints in comments and even threatened to take up this tag. Why did I just not do the tag? Well believe it or not, I was trying to be nice to the women folk all around reading my blog. But since you asked for it, here are few of the things I might have done which I feel are so womanly 😛
- I get bored of chess very easily. I feel, it’s unnecessary to use my brains too much;
- Sometimes I’m in this mood where I’m frustrated for no reason and I make a fuss about the most trivial of things;
- On some days, just to get back, I irritate my wife by asking her to keep reminding me how much she loves me… every 5 minutes;
- And if she’s out of the house, I keep calling her every half an hour to check whether she’s hungry and remind her to keep drinking water;
- Sometimes I just hate it when my wife praises her dad;
- And sometimes, I am such a pathetic driver. I don’t give indicators, am not sure of where I really want to go and meander along leisurely on the highway; Once even my car shouted at me to wake up and drive;
- I love gossip and I love reality tv;
- Sometimes, I don’t get intelligent jokes. I keep waiting for the punch line… and then people around me start laughing;
- I spend 40 dollars for my haircut;
- On some days, I just feel so dumb.
Phew. Now let the brickbats begin. But before you leave this blog with a promise to never return again, please continue to read. Whatever I’ve written above is just a silly joke. It was just that I had read this tag so much and by the time I turned around doing it, almost all the ‘cool’ womanly traits like “I love cooking” and “I love pink shirts” had been taken. So, instead of making it vanilla plain, I tried making it funny. If you find this humor sick, please let this post pass, and don’t hold it against me. Trust me, I do not believe any of the above traits to be strictly womanly (except maybe the one about not getting intelligent jokes! Oh ok, not again, sorry).
And also, I’m not tagging anyone coz. everyone has done it. Please send me the pink shirts that were promised. Thanks.
OMG, namesake! I’m recalling that invitation 🙂 🙂
Just kidding!
I’m gonna be checking in on the comments here that are gonna come up soon enough! It sure is gonna be fun! In the mean time, I suggest you stock up some beer and drown over the weekend! It sure will make the impact much comfy, I suppose 🙂
Oh, just realized, where you probably are, today and tomorrow aren’t the weekend! Heck! Nuts! That’s sad! 🙂
me: he he, recalling the invitation so soon? But beer doesn’t work any longer 😦
V Rakesh you have not been tagged yet? :shocked:
me: V Rakesh, you are now officially tagged by the order of IHM! 🙂
OMG – I’m # 1 on this!
me:
OMG I’m 2nd 😉
LOL, actually funny when I re-read this post. The first read is almost bound to be offensive 😉 as you risked anyway 😉
Point 2 very typically hormonal 😉
Points 3 & 4 – just sooooo sweet 🙂 and finally Point 7 – Arent ALL men fond of gossip ????
Enjoyed reading this!!
xx
me: And what is xx? Glad that you re-read! phew…
Aaarrrghh !!! I loved it till you mentioned that its a joke !! 😀 😀 😀
and I second all those points on women; particularly the last line !! 😀 😀 😀 😀 I am never going to leave your blog again !!! Buddy, how I miss your comments on all m anti-women and anti-relationship posts !!! chey !!! 😦
me: anti-women? I’m no anti-women, Actually I love women 😛
Btw, I guess I am the only one left to do this tag; I tried hard, really hard ! Lemme see if I can come up with yet another silly version of this tag just like the one I just read 😛
me: At your own risk, Laxmi has started reading your blog remember? 😆
Vimmuuu you can boil water, you can wash black and white clothes, you look in the mirror (with a ghost playing with the switch of the only bulb around) and you are afraid of ghosts. Need more SAGS??? You love music and you Spiderman
And you can spend time in the Loo 😉
Boiling water is a female trait ??? lol…how else do you expect a bachelor to drink hot water ??? I dont wash my clothes; my washing machine does ! I look in the mirror??? everydoes, right? I dont believe in ghosts, so how is it I scared of them; I am scared of gory faces, thats all ! 😀 😀 Music isnt something feminine and loving spiderman is because Im still a kid at heart ! Btw, only guys want to be like spiderman !!! These arent SAGS IHM; got anything more ??? 😀
me: reminds me of that Altaf Raja song – “Yaaro meine panga le liya” 🙂
Buddy, where are you ? I need you to back me up for the post thats currently in my blog !!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 Toooo many women and just a few guys who are of no use ! 😀 😀
All those things are exactly how women are stereotypically described 🙂 Why did you say this is a joke?! Like Vimmuuu I am disappointed too.
me: Phew! Double phew!!
Assuming you do these things anyway…
3rd and 4th are absolutely adorable. 🙂
And here’s more,
1. I enjoy cooking 🙂
2. I wear pink shirts.
3. I have a tattoo!
4. I am a daddy blogger 🙂
Will be back with more.
Okay I am back,
I remembered and found this one!! You worry about your waistline!
“Mein aur mera wazan
Phool se bhi nazuk badan”
me: Wow, IHM, you should hack all male bloggers’ blogs and do this tag for them 🙂 But yeah, I do like pink shirts but tattoo isn’t a woman only indulgence, I think.
//but tattoo isn’t a woman only indulgence, I think. //
LOL and would you say ‘The Remote’ is a male indulgence? Nothing is men or women only indulgence Rakesh 🙂
Why allow some stereotype to decide what colours we like or what books we read, what music we love and what drinks we drink? 😉
I liked what I read here, great work, I’ll be back later to read more
:grrrr @ the intelligent jokes part.
But seriously a fun read. Some change from reading similar points everywhere, inc. mine 😛 😛
me: Phew!!!
Rakesh!! most guys are like this at times!! 🙄
😆 Fun read! not many would come out and say it though!! 😉 😉
me: Really, most guys? 😛
LOL
So what are we to believe?
That you do all this and yet hiding behind the age old ‘practical joke’ excuse? 😉
Or that you are making fun of all the women out there?
Eitherways, you are so screwed 😀
Good luck mate. I will send flowers.
me: Well, you could say, I’m using the ‘practical joke’ excuse to make fun of all the women 😛 And I know, i’d taken a risk but IHM didn’t get angry so All is well 🙂
Yep, as long as IHM spared you, you’re gonna be fine! 😀
Btw, did you watch Inception????
MUST WATCH !!!!
Go NOW
heyy
nice to see u back here n even if it was a joke, was a fun read and i get the feeling not all of it was a joke…. ur just shy to admit… hehehe
:))
me: the joke wasn’t on me aarti 😛
ROFL Rakesh….I was waiting to read ur tag……and knew it u’ll take this slant…..just like me 😉
But u spoilt it all by adding tht disclaimer in the end. Dont u know by now women who are confident of their identity and their place in this world will just take this for what it is and enjoy it for its humour.
Loved the tag & personally found the 4th point hilarious 😀
Hahaha, Point 8… I hope no woman is offended…
I haven’t done this tag but yes there are few similarities…. Spending Bomb on Haircut, Reminding lover to drink water, and of course Gossip and Reality TV… Pheeww… What would we do without them…;)
Phew!! Finally the threats worked!! 😀 😀
Point #3 & #4..awww..you’re sho shweet!!
Point #5..R can relate well to that point 😉
You’re now officially a sinner.. congratulations! 😀
ha ha ha I actually enjoyed reading it a lot 🙂
hahaha…so how many women beat you up on reading this?? 😛
hahaha…so how many women beat you up on reading this?? 😀
I’m on a blog site after really, really long! And yours was the perfect way to get kickstarted again. Your brand of humour puts me in a mucho good mood 🙂 And as a woman, i thoroughly enjoyed this one! Maybe coz i know we are still superior to men…n i’ll just take this one as a case of sour grapes ;P Kidding dude…fun post, as always 😀
Oye, Adipurrr-waasi are you back yet or no??? 🙂