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Product ID: Rakesh
Update Versions: Young – nearing expiry (Upgrade to Middle aged expected shortly)
Warning: This human being and his blog are protected by someone called ‘God’. You better don’t mess with either of them. Though he doesn’t really believe in ‘God’ he still uses his name conviniently to scare the believers. If you could make sense of the above, then you may decide your own course of action with regards to this blog and his owner. Whatever happens, just remember that however arrogant he might be, he wouldn’t be here writing stuff if you weren’t there reading. So actually, whatever misconceptions he has about his writing skills are thanks to ‘You’. If you don’t like it, you know who to blame.
original hai kya? 😉
ekdum original 🙂
You mean, I’d be blamed even for what you write! How convenient! 😉
All the best! Your about me, makes me a bit curious, but I won’t ask what you really think about God!
Yeah, don’t ask 😛
Have updated my blog roll (click), and added to what I had written about you keeping in with my improved understand of you. 🙂
Take care.
Sorry, *understanding. Hope, your understanding self would have anyway understood. 😀
LOL 🙂 Something will not change no matter where you blog from 🙂
that’s the way it should be – right?
*******Product ID: Rakesh
Update Versions: Young – nearing expiry (Upgrade to Middle aged expected shortly)************
LOL, ROFL, LMAO……………What can I say? You have a very wry and appreciable sense of humor!
Now if I could only make some money out of this wry humor!
Wah boss! Bole to kya likha hai.
Original hai kya? Patent it. 😀
Yuvaan on your header is a cutie pie. Hmm…cute faces to attract more bloggers. Hai na? Idea bilkul solid hai boss. 😆
Bhai! Oops. What do you call a female Don?
Bilkul original hai, bole to.
Cute faces in the gravatar as well 🙂
Good that you didn’t ask female version of ‘Bhai’. Now that would be ‘behenji’ and I would have to then kill myself. Ha..ha..ha..
Don is gender neutral.
Cute face in the gravatar..yes! agree on that gorgeous lady behind the zulfi miyan (the guy who has zulfein on his forehead).
This is one of its kind intro page..loved it,Rakesh 🙂
Thanku Thanku 🙂
…it’s good to write no new posts, then we’d be forced to explore your blog and discover these pages 🙂
I have to agree with the rest, ‘kya likha hai boss’ and all 🙂 It’s absolutely ‘hut ke’.
Faith in the believers’ fear of god is fine, but a Copyscape/ Creative Commons/Bloggers against Plagiarism badge makes the blog look nice.
🙂 I wish I was as popular as you IHM – Only then would I worry about my work being copied 😦
Waiting for your Kurbaan review.
I was here to say the same,Sols! Kya coincidence hai,baap!!
Now its the two of us waiting,Rakesh. C’mon now, give us your take on the movie.
Lovely Ladies, I haven’t yet got the time to see it. Btw, I’m looking forward to seeing Twilight New Moon on a 4000 sq. feet screen in the open on Thursday 🙂
He he .. hw did I miss it till date 😛
Not anymore 😛
A very Happy New year yo you and your family 🙂
Hey IHM Thanks 🙂 and wish you and your family excatly the same… maybe a lil more 😛
A Very Happy New Year to you and your family,Rakesh. Hope you had a great start to the year 🙂
Hey Deeps, This year, like every year started with a hangover… and then an awesome cup of my wife’s special Adrak wali chai in the cold weather. 😀 Sometimes I wonder, if Life could be better. Then I think, sure, I could do the exact same thing in Phuket 😛
Bole tho ek dum jhakaas 😆 and I am assuming the young version will not be updated to middle age in another 3 decades or so?? 😯 😛
Btw saw at hitchy’s place that you have already watched 3 Idiots so came in the hope that you might have written a review on it…to be really honest and nice on the starting of new year I am telling you the truth for a change 😉 I really look forward for your reviews *faints*
Hey I see you watched Turtles Can Fly!!!! Tell me tell me how was it? waiting eagerly for your review about it and I insist you write about it first before 3 Idiots *sakshi pleading on her knees before Rakesh Saab the Ultimate Critic* 😳
Madaam, you made my day 🙂 my turn to blush 😀
And I can’t write a review on 3 Idiots coz. I didn’t find it amazing. It was fun but I guess, I was expecting too much after all the hype….
And I guess, you were the one who recommended Turtles Can Fly. Was a lovely movie – Thanks for recommending it. I found the kids amazing but again, I wouldn’t call it Special. And if you loved Turtles Can Fly, please please please watch Amreeka. Though not about kids but it is similar in the way how a sensitive and touch subject has been handled with humour.
I too thought 3 idiots as just a paisa vasool fun movie. Wouldn’t go and watch it for the second time though I hardly watch movies over and over again and I think only a special dozen movies come in the list of any time watching for me 🙂
I loved Turtles can Fly for two reasons one the Kid was amazing and two it told the horrors of a war without showing gruesome blood shedding scenes 😦
Will definitely try to get my hands on Amreeka and hey have you watched Johnny Depp’s Sweeny Todd??
Hey Hey Hey! Love your new Address! 🙂 Very very cool!
Aur yeh original introduction bahut accha laga! Mogambo khush hua! 😉
Looks like the world is moving to Mr.Wordpress… 😛
PS: http://tanuanand.wordpress.com/ – New address.. please to be visiting Saaar! 😛
TC! and the Gravataar is adorable!
You will be cursed for not believe in in God! Shame on you!
Hehe just kidding… loved your blog, good work! ;D
More importantly, he will become a very effective religious leader if he can actually frighten a lot of people into all the side-effects of God’s ire. So, I’ve been trying very hard to include him in my gang of Holy Hooligans (this is just for alliteration 😉 ), but Rakesh has been busy with some other such shady businesses! 😛
Holy Hooligans – he he, that’s quite a cool name KP, You should apply for the position of a publicist for Bajrang Dal or the likes 😛
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What’s this? No updates? So many bloggers are other occupied these days, it’s like a planned strike 😉
How did you like Ishqiya? I plan to watch it 🙂
And no blog posts on SRK’s refusal to apologise for thinking he lived in a democracy? I am hoping against all hopes that this is the end of mobocracy in Bombay!
me: Your wish just came true. Both of them, I mean – He didn’t apologise and I wrote a post on it 🙂
Keda haal hai? No Update-Shupdate?
haal sutho aahe, furniture nahe 😛
so you got sindhi friends? 😆
No Sindhi friends. My school years in Jammu taught me keda-sheda.
BTW I know me no have haq to ask why you not updating your blog but where the hell are you these days? Missing from twitter too?
‘haq’ ‘shaq’??? oohh la la
Twitter was too damn addictive. Thankfully, I’ve been able to stay away. But then I discovered scrabble on fb.
And now, I’m dead under a bunch of files… 😦
Oh! BTW I had a Sindhi friend in school. Totally forgot about her. :p
*ahem* Ye kya haq ki baat ho rahi hai? 😀
*runs for life*
me: 😀 No no don’t run, I don’t mind at all! Oh, now we both have to run from the Don 😛
And how do you know Sindhi?
Coz. I am one!
Maa b.. that’s the first Sindhi I’ve come across with such a whacky sense of humor.
Punam,
This seemingly anomalous phenomenon is really easy to understand. When the God was distributing sense of humor to Sindhis, Rakesh was standing first in the queue, and owing to his charming personality, God gave the entire share of Sindhi humor to Rakesh.
And if you might be curious, when God was distributing the same to Gujaratis, I was chasing girls, hence O dint get any. And of course, as I didn’t get to see the God, I turned out to be an atheist. 😀
he he Ketan, you say it like it is bro! 😀
Totally forgot why I came here after reading abt the Haq ka Tussle 😕
Aaa…have answered all your technical questions on both my posts 😳
Hellooooo..you still on the Swiss-hangover??
Koi post, photographs, reviews..kuch toh pesh keejiye Janaab 😀
Coming Soon!!! 😉
Happy Birthday to you….(la la la)
Happy Birthday to you….(clap clap clap)
Happy BIRTHDAY to dear Rakeshhhh….
Happy Birthday to youuuuu!!!! (twist, shimmy, shake & other dance moves)
😀
Hope u have a fabulous day and even more fantabulous year ahead! 😀 i will go and get a pastry in ur name and eat!! 😆
crafty’s dietician friend has severe twitch in eye
This one if for you –
http://tinyurl.com/24l5kff
(((((((((((((Bday Special HUGS!!!)))))))))))))
Hey Craftu! Thanks a Million for the lovely wishes. And Don’t bother too much, it’s my bdday, pastries won’t harm you!
Thanks again! Hugs!!!
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LOL, That’s the funniest About Me page I ever visited!!
Hi Ruchira ,
We have gone through your blog.
It’s a great work.Great writing skills. 🙂
We are currently starting up the new blogging network.
We have previous appreciation from Sony India Team and have a great team to work with.
Can you blog with us.
Surely you will be also getting the revenue out of it.
You can go through our previous work : techfreak.byteicon.com
Regards ,
Chetan
Just a mistake remove the name ruchira in above comment , sorry for mistake.
LOL Rakesh, make sure that the loads of money you make by joining techfreak blogging network (which I’m sure you will make) does not end up in Ruchira’s accounts! 😛
And shall I tell you something? You’re being really missed. In fact, except for the occasional replies you make on your blog, I get concerned if everything is truly alright with your life (except the workload, of course). Quirky Indian has also almost stopped blogging. 😦
Anyway, wish you happiness!
Take care.
Hey Ketan
Glad to know that You miss me 😛 Well, I’d love it if it was some lass with an amazing a… but neverthless. 😆
Btw, I’m coming to Mumbai for 4 days in first week of January. I’d be happy to meet you if your schedule permits that is. More in email. Cheers!
hellooo, koi hai??
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is it possible to contact you sir ? can i have your mobile number