- “Signatures Bipasha Basu”
- “did anushka ride motorbike in movie rab ne bana di jodi”
- “wrong patient jokes”
- “slumdog millionaire photo crap scene”
- “dubai indian dance bars”
- “mobile number of rakesh puri in dubai”
- “get me mobile numbers of indian girls who live in dubai”
- “dubai matka reviews on 16th march 2009”
- “indian dance bars for sale in Dubai”
- “dance bar video dubai Indian”
- “indian aunty blog”
At least that’s what Google thinks…
I can understand mobile numbers of indian girls and dance bar searches but who the hell wants to find Bipasha Basu’s signature? And Why??
LOL 😀 😀
Lemme know if you find out abt Bips signature…
And “Indian aunty blog” ?? 😀
Indian aunty blog..bar whatever.. when did your blog start supplying all this haa?
Can you do this for my blog too..wanna see ! 😀
Bip’s signature??
Shucks…That’s a real LOW.
haha
Anand. 🙂
LOL 🙂
I thought it was going to be –
Available on my blog….
‘Results of my Personality Type Test!’
😉
All of them are priceless! But the last one takes the cake. I used to get all sorts of hilarious keyword combinations on my blog till about two years ago. It’s an add-on benefit of being a webmaster. The last funny one I read was ‘Is tashreef the urdu word for butt’.
LOL!
😀
Indian Aunty blog ?:D
Your blog is quite err..interesting eh?:D
And the best part?
you made a whole post out of it?:D:D
Perhaps they want to forge her signatures? Perhaps it was to analyse her personality? 🙂 Perhaps it was just to make sure that she can sign her name, and is not an anpadh?
Indian Aunty blog? I need to start reading your older posts now. 😉
Quirky Indian
Ha..ha.. Indian aunty blog. Bipasha Basu’s signature. What else are you offering? LOL
I too get some strangest keyword search to my blog. May be now more after that weird road name post.
i mean…reallly rakesh.. all you could get out of Bipasha is her Signature!!! tch tch! 😉 and wats with u and the dance bars! lol…..
though my favourite is Indian Aunty Blog! hahahaha…
so how do i find out what i get on my blog?? maybe i get brad pitt’s signature!! watsay? 😉
lol… rotflol…
aunty’s !!! geee….
its all funny….
now rakeshbhai… what and how did google point things bout your blog ??
i want to find bout mine too but too naive to understand this !
OK PPL, those who want to know how to get these, just put a Widget which captures the traffic to your blog. Similar to the wowzio widget I have on my blog. That widget will tell you where are the visitors coming from.
And whenver you see a visitor from google on that widget, just click the link and it will show you exactly what was the user searching for. Be surprised to see a host of irrelevant searches – You’ll learn surprising things about your own blog.
And this is how I’ve done it. There could be otherways, whoever knows, please share. Especially the IT Expert – Julia Scissor
@Smriti: Can’t find out 😦
@Crystal: See comment above.
@Anand: REALLY REAL LOW…
@IHM: This does tell you something about my personality though 😛
@Julia: Trust ppl to be really creative/dumb when it comes to Google.
@Indy: Keeps up my posting frequency 🙂
@Quirky: You think I’ve had a sex change 😉
@Solilo: Yup, I can imagine someone finding “Breast in East India” will be directed to your blog 😀
@Tanu: And all you could think of is Brad Pitt’s SIGNATURE? he he
@Dhiren: See the msg. above, try it – it’s really fun.
LOl… But Indian Aunty? Hahahahaha.. SAY IT ALL BOY…
I’d have found ur predicament funny anyother time but this post just reminds me of the idiotic hits my blog gets.
Just in one post I wrote about my maid who was from andhra……u wont believe the no of andhra aunty hits I get:-S
and I also get “dog swallowed marble or pin or lemon seed”:-S
But I’ve hrd tht there are ways to stop these people from reaching u…but dunno how:-(
LOL@Indian aunty blog
Register with stat counter..u’ll b amazed to c the list of ridiculous keywrds..
I’ll paste some:
1- forced me to wear makeup
2- yari road girls for f***
3- katha parayumbol copy of which english film
4- Two reasons for accepting dowry
5- Leela hotel goa rape
Some are so bad, I can’t even type.. 😛
LOL! The way people find your blog is hilarious… I agree with the comment above mine… statcounter produces amazning results!
@Vee: Yes Uncle:-D he he
@Reflections: Seems people just love aunties, wherever they are from. But why would you want to stop anyone???
@Swats: Lol, I can imagine, but nobody searches Dubai guys for f*** he he…
@Terra: I’m so easy to find 😛
Bips signature, Indian Aunty Blog , sahi dude your blog seems to be the repository of all the weird, hilarious things.
nice blog!!
HEHEHEHHEHE
Lol! Interesting finds! 😉
he he tht was funny! 😛
@Rahul: Yep, weird is too small a word, I guess 🙂
@Swats: HAHAHAHAHAH
@Rakesh V: Very interesting, even I’m trying to find those things 😛
@Ria: funny indeed.
Extremely funny…Indian aunty blog takes the cake 🙂
ok… this is like writing to the IT dept.. but i cant get that wowzio widget on my page! it keeps asking me to mail the people if i want to create that widget for my page!!!! 😦 any suggestions?
@IJD: Now, thanks to your comment, google will also direct Indian aunty cake to my blog…
@Tanu: Can’t you skip that part? I didn’t give any email addresses. Or try giving just one email address
hell-o indian aunty!
@Sak: Hell…(go to) 😛
“But why would you want to stop anyone???”
Ofcourse I dont want creeps who r looking for porn landing on my page flipping thru my pages in the hope I’ve written or uploaded sleazy stuff.
Rakesh, that was super funny. And reassuring, too. I was wondering if I'm the only one with mind so empty as to analyze my blog's traffic. But I think I've got company. 😉
I think google can also read our repressed thoughts and point to our blog. Just look at your list. 😛
And in my case, I've openly declared my adoration for Celina Jaitley by doing a blog post on her movie! And well for the hairy armpits part–I could only say, some things come as a package. 😦
Nice post!
TC.
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